“Giant Jumping Shark” Caught On Video Not So Giant

Spinner Shark Jumps Out Of Water In Florida

Everyone loves a good shark story but this last one I came across is a little much. The headline reads “Giant Jumping Shark On Camera In Florida“. Obviously you’re gonna click on it. But there’s where it gets, ahem, fishy. This little fella is four feet nose to tail max. The dudes who got it on camera--and his bro who was surfing with him--called it six-to-seven feet long. Whatever. Four feet, seven feet, that’s not giant. Hack that fin off and ship it to the Orient, make some bad ass boots from the hide and call it a day.

Here’s the video, you tell me, would you get out of the water after a shark jumped outta the water like that?