A big hat tip goes out to SURFER Magazine for finding this gem of the internet for us.

We find a man, bare chested and hairy with a top hat, bow tie and suspenders roll into frame on a longboard. He puts on a remix of Dolly Parton’s song “Jolene” and from there it is absolutely nothing you would’ve expected.

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Basically performing an impressive dance routine while longboarding down the hill, it’s odd to see this hairy yet sophisticated man (YouTube user hairylongboarding) being so graceful, aggressive and powerful all at the same time. We promise, it’s like nothing else you’ve watched.

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