Last weekend’s Tampa Pro event in Florida rocked the house with the ridiculousness we’ve come to expect from the yearly event/party. For Ventura, California’s Curren Caples, the event was his first pro contest. All first time/virgin analogies aside, the 17-year-old phenom did quite well for himself, finishing 15th overall among big names such as Chaz Ortiz and Nyjah Huston.

The below video features some footage and an innuendo-ridden interview clip by Chris Nieratko from the contest. The scary thing is, Curren is equally talented on a surfboard, so if the whole pro skater thing doesn’t work, he’s got that to fall back on.