Name: Sean Burns
Age: 23
Hometown: Pembroke, MA
Sponsors: Metail Bikes, Adio Footwear, Primo Products, Bone Deth

If you found out you only had 24 hours to live…

What is the first thing you would do?
Purchase 3 cartons of cigs to last the day.

What would your last meal be?
Gallons of milk and sour shit. Nutrition no longer matters. Eat shitty, I do anyways…so I guess that one is a plank put.

What song would be playing?
24 hours before you die…one single song runs through your head all day? Or do you mean the length of the song immediately before you die? Well I guess… Dead Boy’s “Not Anymore”.

Who is the first person you would tell?
I wouldn’t tell anyone. Although I’m sure I would get a lot of munchin’ n’ grindin’ in the hands of a female if they knew my situation…

Sean Burns – Gap-to-wallride on a less-than-even surface.  credit: Jeff Zielinski

What would your funeral look like?
My body shot out of a cannon.

How would you go?
Something quick on the death impact. Perhaps just ride off something really tall. It would be fun to just try and kill myself all day and actually live through some of it. Kind of like that movie with Bill Murray, “Groundhog Day”.

What was your greatest accomplishment?
Experiencing the Roadsnake and its tales that ensued.

What are you most thankful for?
Brains, guts, bones, flesh, blah blah blah… Perhaps my legs, arms, tongue and dick in the end run of body part discussions… Oh wait, I might want it all.

Write your epitaph.
Calcium boner banger.

Any last words?
Bite the bitch.

After a few attempts at the 18-step toothpick grind (Cover of issue 132), Burns was a bit cut up and had to pull it clean the following weekend. Manly.  credit: Jeff Zielinski